How My Husband Ended Up Carrying My Victoria's Secrets Panties

How My Husband Ended Up Carrying My Victoria's Secrets Panties

Updated on August 15, 2012
Funny Story: How My Husband Wound Up Carrying My Victoria's Secrets and techniques
Men! Need I say more? If solely they would study!
We spent fairly a bit of time visiting in Central Oregon and as soon as upon a time, that they had a North Face Outlet store. Bob has the most wonderful blue eyes I've ever seen and I'm at all times trying to get the appropriate "stuff" to carry out those child blues. On our trip to Bend, we found THE jacket to die for and Bob as nicely simply needed to have it. It rapidly turned his favourite of all time. That is when the trouble started.
Weeks later, he has all but slept in his favourite jacket and decides it must be washed. I've up thus far now been doing his laundry for roughly 25+ years and have yet to have any laundrical disasters. However hey - for some loopy purpose known only to Bob, he gives me the information flash that HE goes to clean his precious jacket and I'm not to do something with it or even contact it. Nicely, if that wasn't a slap within the face but I figured at this stage in our life, it is best to only let go of the reins and let him trip free....or give him enough rope and stand back and watch what happens. Positive by me!
Picture by Audrey Kirchner - The Catalog I'm Hiding from Bob
How My Husband Wound Up Sporting My Panties
A day or so glided by and I am innocently sitting at work at my pc processing recordsdata for our medical transcription enterprise; Bob is out performing one in all his components, a 200-mile supply jaunt that takes him everywhere in the higher Seattle area to not less than 5 hospitals and numerous physician workplaces daily. About mid afternoon, he bursts into my workplace quite flushed and more than somewhat flustered whereupon he proceeds to tug out a pair of my Victoria's Secret blue panties from his pocket. Nicely, first off I am more than a bit of fearful. I hear about this type of factor all the time and though I do not SUPPOSE my husband is a cross-dresser, it often comes out of nowhere and the wives always declare "they had no thought". May I be one of these ladies?
I demurely ask if there may be something he wants to tell me and after just a few beats of stunned silence he briskly waves THAT off - whew....dodged a bullet there. "Oh do not be ridiculous," he says with nice indignation. "However then what are you doing with my panties in your pocket, when you don't mind me asking the apparent, Bob?"
He proceeds to tell me all about his day; he has gone for espresso, he has run in at this hospital to choose up/drop off, this doctor's office, one other hospital; gone for lunch, run errands...on and on it went. I do not suppose 20 stops can be an exaggeration and all the whereas he is oblivious. Lastly, at his final cease, the dry cleaners in our hometown, he's standing in line (it's a very busy store) and somebody faucets him on the back.
He turns considering he's going to be greeted by one of our mates perhaps or be requested a query only to listen to a velcro-sounding "r-r-r-r-i-i-p-p" as in static electricity and something being peeled off. He turns the remainder of the best way to discover a very good-trying woman with a pair of my Victoria's Secret panties (in an identical blue I'd add) in her hand. She says trying not to giggle, "I believed you might want these some place else apart from on your again".
If solely I had been there! If only I had a video of the second when he spied the panties in her hand and realized that that they had been plastered on his again all day long as he tooled round Seattle and environs! Oh if only! He was so completely mortified he stated he wanted to only bolt out of the dry cleaners and depart the garments - as in without end. Sadly, pride and money gained out and he stayed whereas everyone chuckled and laughed and he proudly stuffed my panties into his pocket.
The Ethical Of The Story
Appreciate what you have got! If your faithful spouse wants to do your laundry, it is a gift; get over it! No item in your closet is that vital!
In case your spouse still wears Victoria's Secret underwear in any case these years and she will be able to still look pretty good doing so, be grateful! It could have been a big-butt pair of white undies from JC Penney that will have taken up your entire again of the jacket; but then again one thing like that MAY just have gotten seen before the day started!
There might have been a lacy bra plastered on there as effectively to go along with the panties. No one apparently tells guys to test the dryer after they toss in one thing! It's not rocket science, guys!
Above all, worth the fantastic thing about a make-you-cry snicker and treasure the tales that make up your historical past together. I think about my 35 years with Bob the trip of a lifetime and value every moment of laughter and tears.
Life is a ride - get pleasure from it!
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Creator
Hello Jaye - I have achieved my objective then when you laughed out loud~ Thanks for stopping by and joy to you always!
JayeWisdom 3 years ago from Deep South, USA
Hi, Audrey - With a title like that, I could not pass up your story. It made me snort out loud-the proof of humor. Hilarious, although Bob might not see it that means!
Voted Up, Funny and Helpful for guys who do their own laundry
Jaye
Creator
arijitm2000 three years in the past from Mid-west, Texas, Jersey, Florida, Mumbai, & Hyderabad (India)
Funny story and a really nicely-conclusive moral ultimately...such an informal/easy event made for a very nice hub...
akirchner 3 years in the past from Central Oregon
Writer
Cardisa - I don't assume embarrassment is deadly - however guys do deal with it in several methods~
Cardisa three years in the past from Jamaica
Jeez! My fiancé would have simply died from embarrassment! LOL
akirchner three years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
Thanks, Virginia - ah sure - simply one among many "magical" moments~ Good to see you - haven't been on a lot lately.
VirginiaLynne 3 years in the past from United States
Love your humor, and love the fact that you and Bob have 35 years beneath your belt (so to speak!). As a participant in a 20 yr marriage, I'm always amazed at how many new adventures we find collectively!
Rikkie Lee 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada
At some point at work I went out into the hallway and suddenly a pair of panties fell onto the ground, apparently having been trapped (but not all that effectively) inside my pants leg. To make matters worse, a female colleague was approaching, and as I seemed down, mortified (to a degree) at seeing my lingerie sitting on the ground, I bent over and scooped them up as shortly as I may! With a twinkle in her eye (I knew then that she'd seen them) she says "Not your wife's I suppose!"
akirchner 5 years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
Glad you favored it, Wayne - sure, positively can see Bob in his motorbike gang jacket. That could be a hoot! Except it would definitely be called the Paintywaists....he's all man however undoubtedly NOT the motorbike gang sort. Thanks for the learn!
Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas
WooHooo! A panty story...I really like 'em...tales that is! LOL! Panties are okay too however not on me! You sound like my wife who I made the unfortunate statement to 1 time of "my next spouse will be wash and put on". Now, she can't help however level out each wash and wear woman she sees and asks me, "Is that her?" LOL! I wonder if Bob may have convinced that girl that she had just ripped the decal off his finest motorbike gang jacket..."The Pantywaists!...from LA no less! LOL! Thanks for an excellent giggle, Audrey. WB
akirchner 5 years ago from Central Oregon
Creator
Oh that's priceless, Freya - sure, I put my Victoria's Secret stamp of approval or model all around the man!
Glad you favored it - we've had a good experience that fellow and me!
Freya Cesare 5 years in the past from Borneo Island, Indonesia
Properly, in this case, I do not think Bob really have dangerous day at the moment. With Victoria secret panty on his back those that noticed him that day may be mentioned: "Damn! That man is so lucky as a result of whoever personal that horny panties must be actually scorching!"
But nonetheless, gyahahaha! It's actually exhausting to not giggle! Bob had been sealed by your panties, Audrey! "Mine!" It mentioned. LOL
Thank you, Audrey.
Creator
Thanks so much for stopping by, seanorjohn. Panting for extra - cute!! Whimsical is a good thing any day, too.
seanorjohn 5 years in the past
Nice story. Appears like you could have us all panting for more. Voted up and following. Please don't feel obliged to follow back. I only write whimsical nonsense at the moment and am making an attempt to vary my model.
akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon
Writer
Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales
I beloved this story and it's so funny!Ican't wait to read more of your work.Thank you a lot for sharing.
akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon
Author
Too humorous - and glad you like your identify - that is vital!!
Garrett Mickley 6 years in the past from Jupiter, Florida
Thanks, I like my identify, too!
Yeah, boxers aren't even enticing to look at.
akirchner 6 years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
Thanks for the learn, Garrett! Love the name - that is my boy Patrick's middle title; I someway unintentionally named him after a gunslinger which could be very ironic really.
Anyhow - sure, I hope the same for you as effectively! And I hope never to exit into public sporting a pair of Bob's boxers on my again too....though not dainty and lacy, it will still be very embarrassing!
Garrett Mickley 6 years in the past from Jupiter, Florida
That story was hilarious! I hope that by no means happens to me.
akirchner 6 years in the past from Central Oregon
Writer
Thanks Okay for stopping in - so glad I received your mother amusing as nicely! This is one of my favorite Bob tales as he's such a very good sport! He did have a great snicker himself about it later though he mentioned he was fairly embarrassed to go back to that dry cleaner for some time because the guy kept smiling at him. Oh well! I always say 'in the event you'd listen to me in the first place....' and all that but a minimum of I got an ideal story out of it! Thanks for studying!!
kaltopsyd 6 years in the past from Trinidad originally, however now in the USA
That's hilarious! Hahaha. I read the last two paragraphs - detailing your husband discovering your panties on his back - aloud to my mom. We had a good chortle together. You are so funny. I really like your life tales!
akirchner 6 years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
Thanks so much for stopping by, Petra! I seem to dwell one joke after the other but that is good - they say laughter is sweet for the soul. Hope you enjoy the others...I appear to have created the 'by no means ending story' with my life of oops!
Petra Vlah 6 years in the past from Los Angeles
Between your panties on Bob's back and your horny red skirt, the 2 of you might be creating plenty of commotion round. I will read more of your hilarious tales as soon as I get an opportunity.
akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon
Author
Thanks, Ken for stopping in and commenting! I look ahead to my husband always giving me extra to write about - and if not for him, I've myself and my foibles....it's all a part of the magic carpet ride I guess called love and life. What would I do without all my Bob stories? I'd be a really bored previous woman! So glad you enjoyed it - many more to come. Only want the time to put them to 'paper'. I have not tapped my other properly of funnies - my children! I think I may be writing till I am at least a hundred and one!
saddlerider1 6 years ago
omg. I am wetting myself right here, must run for my relies upon:0)) nah just kidding, however hop dam that is so like us men, do not know when we've it so good and to depart it's. I have usually pulled my garments out of the dryer and found my pardner's panties or socks attached to my garments however happily by no means acquired caught carrying them behind her again or on mine. LOLLL too funny:0)) Nice hub, price UPP
akirchner 6 years ago from Central Oregon
Author
Thanks Carolina muscle - it's one in all my all-time favorite Bob tales!
carolina muscle 6 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina
Haha... very joke, and I fairly enjoyed it!
akirchner 6 years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
Thanks for stopping by....my stories just seem to occur and therefore I tell them!
Deborah Demander 6 years ago from First Wyoming, then THE WORLD
You're a nice story teller.
Namaste.
Writer
Thanks Shellie - sure - that was what he obtained for being so 'macho' about his stupid coat....in all probability a lot of women watched him strut past with it plastered on him and figured 'serves him proper'.....god what a nut he is!
theherbivorehippi 6 years ago from Holly, MI
OMG! How might no one have told him earlier! This is what he will get for doing his own laundry. Men simply merely can't deal with the responsibility! lol... JK guys!! :) Love this story!
akirchner 6 years in the past from Central Oregon
Writer
Thanks! Yes and right here I thought he was a cross dresser for a second.
DREAM ON 6 years ago
Your secret pair of panties aren't so secret no cats out of the humorous.
akirchner 6 years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
I don't think Bob imagined himself being in a situation like this both - he was mortified - but as I say, at the least they were Victoria's Secrets - that has to rely for something, eh? Thanks for studying.
habee 6 years in the past from Georgia
OMG, that is hilarious! I can not imagine JOhnny in a scenario like this!
akirchner 6 years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
You might be too sort~ Now you understand why I did not need him to purchase me horny undies - he would have wound up with them peeping out of his pant leg or plastered across his back for POSITIVE! I'm nonetheless not satisfied that he's not secretly stepping into and placing them on - ha! Thanks for reading....I have never even scratched the tip of the iceberg yet - if solely I had more time to jot down....however they're dribbling out....
Nell Rose 6 years in the past from England
HIya, do you realise that I am supposed to be cooking?? it is your fault, I'm reading all your funny stories as a substitute, and my associate is simply looking at me bewildered! Mind you, when I instructed him this one he was in hysterics!! cheers Nell, I have'nt finished yet....
akirchner 7 years in the past from Central Oregon
Writer
Thanks so much - and I feel which may describe my total life with Bob - a romantic comedy~! All the time good to get a laugh....thanks once more for stopping by. Audrey
Coach Albert 7 years in the past from San Francisco
Funny. Great plot twist at the end I did not see it coming. Would make an excellent scene in a romantic comedy film. Thanks for the snicker.
mercon 7 years in the past
Creator
Thanks - it was just one among many fantastic stories in my lengthy life with my hubby! Thanks for tagging me!
sunflowerbucky 7 years ago from Small City, USA
Great story! Liked it!
Author
Amen to that one! Grateful for each moment of it! And for all of the stories......retains you smiling anyhow...thanks so much for stopping in.
Salsa Dancing 7 years in the past
Effectively in that case, you have got such a fantastic life Audrey!
akirchner 7 years ago from Central Oregon
Creator
I really can only give credit to my life - it just follows me all over the place.....beats the alternative.
resspenser 7 years ago from South Carolina
Wonderful!
Rhym 'Reison 7 years in the past from Crowley, Tx
This was as funny as promised! Nice story....simply too unhealthy you weren't there for the pantsing.
jiberish 7 years in the past from florida
Oh how funny! Poor Bob. Fantastic chuckle, thank you!
ralwus 7 years ago
@Maven LOL, that is what I was going to say. Buwahahaha! humorous indeed. I beloved it. Poor Bob.
Maven 7 years ago
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! This was plenty of fun - glad I stumbled over :-)
akirchner 7 years in the past from Central Oregon
Author
Thanks guys - I am simply attempting to get the "really feel" right here and wade a couple of bit - but laughter is what life is all about as far as I'm concerned! It keeps us all sane in a world sometimes seemingly crammed with madness!
DoodleLyn 7 years ago from Upstate New York, USA
Nice hub, and very funny! I wanted amusing tonight, and got here to the precise hub. Welcome to HubPages. Cannot wait to learn more of your writing. I am becoming your fan.
Tom Cornett 7 years ago from Ohio
I beloved this...LOL...you sure have Bob's back! Fantastic writing...thanks! :)
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