Humorous Prayer Requests & Church Humor

Humorous Prayer Requests & Church Humor

Updated on Could 10, 2011
humorous stories
Church Humor
When you go to church you understand that the funniest issues that may ever occur can occur at church.
The primary story happened at a bit country church my dad pastored in the Ozarks.
Pernys Problem
My mother the sweet little pastors spouse went to select up an aged saint. Bless her coronary heart she solely went through the third grade. She had a very distressed look on her face so Mom requested her, " Perny what's the matter?" She stated so upset," It's Ishmael their gonna need to remove his prostitute gland."
Sure, she positive did, when they arrived at church she introduced in entrance of the congregation, " Pray for Ishmael their gonna do surgery and take away his prostitute."
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Lilies Cuz
This occurred at the similar lil nation church during prayer requests.
Lily, a big Indian lady with a powerful hick accent announced, " Pastor, please pray for Mary she has a sperm in her heel."
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Watch it! Praise Who?
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Shoo Weeeeee
A pastor we know was preaching an exquisite sermon about going again to where we was once when we worshipped God and had powerful spirit-stuffed providers. He named a number of individuals and asked them things like, " How long has it been since you moved out and took a step for God?""How lengthy has it been because you danced earlier than the Lord?"
Then he look at one other fellow said his name and stated, " How lengthy has it been since you cut a great one?" Hmmmmmmm!!!!! Maybe a couple of minutes ago?
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Breaking Wind
One preacher was using an illustration in his sermon about how geese or geese once they fly in formation how one duck flies a certain approach to break the wind.
Difficult the saints to do their half in the service he says, " Church, lets all stand and break wind!"
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Tent Revival Bloopers
My little brother when he was round two years old during an out of doors tent assembly determined to play the streak.
Throughout the service the tent flap lifted and all you might see is the naked front of a little bit boy who had simply found somewhere to use the bathroom.
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Are we seeing what we predict we're seeing?
In the little white church on a Sunday morning we had a visiting minister. Being a Pentecostal preacher he was vigorous. My dad, the pastor and his fellow deacons were enthusiastically backing him up.
Out of the blue, the backers eyes caught a shifting object going previous the church window heading straight towards the parsonage. Are we seeing what we expect we're seeing? Yes, they had been! " It was the massive yellow church bus rolling down the hill. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! The boys all took off out of the church to cease the enormous transformed school bus before it crashed into the parsonage.
The preacher thought he received them to run the isles, ( he did not see the bus). He ran after them, shouting, " Praise the Lord!" Much too humorous!
"These are all true tales that were eye-witnessed largely by me or my household. I hope you loved them. I will probably be adding extra soon.
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Comments 44 feedback
Denny Lyon 7 years ago from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA
These are too cute! Positively the Spirit of Pleasure present, getting everyone laughing a lot they could not keep in mind what problems they thought they had!
I feel I'll weblog this to my healing weblog so others can get a good snigger!
Eddie Perkins 7 years ago
That is good. I like an excellent snort and it is true that the funniest issues that may happen can occur at church.Â
Thank you. ~ eddie
Author
Thanks Denny for the nice remark and adding this to your weblog, I'm honored.
Due to you Eddie for laughing with me and you are proper, the funniest issues can occur at church!
Jesus_saves_us_7 7 years in the past from In search of Salvation
these have been hilarious.
These had been great! Particularly the blooper behind the tent. hehe
MBP42 7 years in the past from have received my official license as a Pastor, praise God
What a riot guess preachers need to learn their sermons out loud at home earlier than speaking them within the church. Too humorous. Thanks for the snicker.
ratcliffe07 7 years ago
these are too humorous! I laughed so arduous i cried...especially in regards to the satan one!
It jogs my memory of the time i used to be in church and it was an enormous easter sermon and so they had a girl give her testimony. And he or she advised the congregation "With Jesus you have nothing." Poor girl turned so crimson however kept on telling her testimony hoping no one observed
John Z 7 years in the past from Midwest
Great tales! thanks
Laughing Mom 7 years in the past
I once sat by means of a service where the preacher was talking about casting the demons into the pigs. He made the comment that it is the solely time 'deviled ham' was mentioned within the Bible. An older girl acquired up and chewed him out for being sacreligious right there in the midst of the sermon. Everybody dared to not snigger for worry she'd turn her wrath on them.
At the closing live performance after church music camp, I used to be standing on the back row of risers in front of a very large, very packed church. During the very long closing prayer, a good friend and I have been goofing off, and he ended up shoving me so onerous I fell off the back and into the baptismal behind me. Want to speak about an uproar!!!!
I am unsure why so many individuals assume church is boring. There's some interesting stuff that goes on in there!
cjcarter 7 years in the past
These stories are great! My dad was attending a funeral for an elderly lady sooner or later. He was sitting subsequent to my good friend's mother, who's a particularly funny woman. Through the funeral, her mobile phone began going off with the tune One other One Bites The Mud! She hurriedly scrambled to shut it off, and was mortified. I nonetheless laugh about that one!
singingmommy 7 years in the past from OKLAHOMA
Creator
Thanks four the comment! Now that was an excellent one we positive had a very good giggle. When funny issues occur at funerals that is really bad lol.
deestew 7 years ago from Kentucky
Entertaining Hub!
Robert Ballard 7 years ago
A merry coronary heart doth good like a medicine. Bless the Lord my soul!
Robert Elias Ballard
jacky 7 years in the past
sean 6 years in the past
Marliza Gunter 6 years ago from South Africa
This was so nice to learn...be blessed...:)
kazeem adebola ajiboye 6 years in the past
i need good job,good wife,favour,bleesing,wisdom,finacial,victory,guideance,protection,good heath and long life,till i hear from you thanks.
Greetings in the precious identify of Christ.
I wish to request your prayer fro my sister-in-legislation, My brother wants a child (1st youngster) however each time they're getting a failure some remedy can also be happening however its giving no results they are attempting since 1 year. Their studies are normal and so they don't have any major keep in Australia and they're alone there as our whole family is in India, right now my brother known as my mom and was very disturbed about this, my sister-in-legal guidelines cry's all the time. They each are in a lot pain and I cant see their pain. I pray for them daily however I am not sure but also assured that if holy individuals like you will pray for him God will certainly pay attention our prayers quickly and bless them with a fantastic baby.
They are eagerly ready for his or her 1st youngster and so are we.
Pl pray for them.
God bless you all for the work you might be doing.
Thank you for your prayers
Thanks Lord for listening our prayers.
singingmommy 6 years ago from OKLAHOMA
Author
Nancy, I will pray that God will give them a child. My husbands cousin's wife was told they might not have a child, however the individuals of God joined in prayer together. One night time I felt like praying nearly all evening so burdened for them. Round 9-10 months later that they had a baby and simply had their second child just a few months ago. "God is IN A POSITION!"
james edward gerard fox 6 years in the past
please pray to expensive jesus for me to get back all i misplaced and loads lot more - also for an entire miracle in my life in addition to my mind and body healed and to please take out the tormentinbg unclean spirit inside me for good amen
i endure from anxiety and despair. i am desparate and get dangerous bronchial asthma, panic assaults and blackouts - my mind/considering is disordered - please help!
fox.james88@
Leah 6 years ago
Candace these are hilarious! lol however true! lol a few of them had been my members of the family lol!!!
Seth 6 years in the past
I've written out a new prayer request on a sheet of paper. It is about crucial-please pray that Jesus Christ our Lord will totally, powerfully reply all the pieces I wrote on that sheet. Thank you in your prayers.
samirah 6 years ago
please pray for me, i've swelling in my left foot it is really pain ful please God heal me and for a monetary breakthru.
I additionally pray for my good friend Theerusha for a good job
singingmommy 6 years ago from OKLAHOMA
Writer
I have prayed in your prayer wants. Just search your coronary heart and believe. Nothing is not possible! -philosophy/Dont-Settl...
MythiliK 6 years ago from India -> Switzerland
Great share singingmommy... Your cousin ought to have managed saying "Allow us to praise the devil... bcoz, the more he do evil, the extra GOD come near us and save us"... Always win with what we say wrongly, by a twist on the end ;-)
singingmommy 6 years in the past from OKLAHOMA
Writer
Thanks in your remark. Nonetheless, doing evil is never a good idea. God's grace does flip evil to good, but evil doings all the time carries consequence and of us are excellent, but we have to try to stay like God needs for His kids.
james edward gerard fox 5 years in the past
please pray for me to treatment the illness i take into account and body and to please take out the tormenting unclean spirit inside me for good - amen
fox.james88@
Joe 5 years in the past
Hello, I have a pal named Josh, He is hooked on marijuana He's fallen into the mistaken crowd. I feel he has been scared and threatened by people he owes cash to. I've not heard from him, I really feel he is in more hassle. I ask that the Lord send him Holy angels as safety and guard his life. Preserve him protected and Alive. That the Lord will discover a strategy to work in Josh's life. Please Pray for Josh's deliverance from this Affliction and for his safety.
sony 5 years ago
PRICEY GOD, PLS BLESS MY HUSBAND VINOD WITH PLENTY OF ENTERPRISE WORK, NEW INITIATIVES, TRAVEL, SO THAT HE TURNS INTO BUSY AND COMES OUT OF HIS MONETARY ISSUES.THANKYOU.REWARD THE LORD.
Marion 5 years in the past
Pls pray for blessings over my funds pray also for my brother for a good job also pray for all the obsticals which might be in our method pray for growth in our religious
singingmommy 5 years ago from OKLAHOMA
Writer
I'm honored you all have added your prayer requests to the remark block. I notice this hub is numerous, but we notice there's power in prayer and NOTHING is simply too onerous for God. So after the laughter we will get serious and understand there may be allot of needs on the market and we should unite collectively and hold one another up in prayer. God bless you all!
Deepa Sathyan 5 years ago
Pricey brothers and sisters,
Please pray for my mom Teresa"s well being,to remedy her all illnesses and reside an extended life.
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daisy four years ago
im daisy 4rm, blore(india), KINDLY PRAY 4R ME, 4R MY MARRIAGE, TO GT A GREAT LIFE COMPANION. and also for my family, my mom, father, sisters family, brother all chilrrens. and all my relations. kindly pray for my uncl mano for his marriage. thanking u mam 4rm daisy.
MR. TOMASZ CZERWiNSKi four years ago
i WANT TO PUT iN A PRAYER REQUEST FOR A MALE PERSON NAMED MR. RAFAL ZAZUNiUK , MR. RAFAL ZAZUNiUK iS FROM LECZYCA , POLAND , JAP EUROPE RESiDiNG iN MONTREAL , QUEBEC , CANADA AND iS A SEMi TRUCK DRiVER , PLEASE PRAY THAT MR. RAFAL ZAZUNiUK iS CLEAR AND HEALTHY AND COMPLETELY HAPPY iN JESUS CHRiST NAME AMEN
TOMASZ CZERWINSKI 4 years in the past
PRAYER REQUEST FOR MY UNCLE MR. ZYGMUNT KRZEMiEN FOR ALL THE VERY BEST THiNGS iN LiFE iN JESUS CHRiST IDENTIFY AMEN
AGNES 4 years ago
BLESS ME LORD TO DISCOVER A LIFE ASSOCIATE FOR MY BROTHER AND CURE MY DAUGHTER WITH VITILGO AND MY HUSBAND OF THE GLAND
douglas Rego four years in the past
Bless me oh lord, heal me from the terrible illness that's worrying me day and evening. Restore my strength and deliver me from the evil traps. I would like monetary freedom
THERESE 4 years in the past
GOD PLEASE HEAR MY REQUEST I NEED IS MY INTERVAL TO BE HEAVY AND I WOULD LIKE IT EVER MONTH THAT IS ALL I WOULD LIKE ON THIS PLANET IT'S ALL I WANT AND NEED. PLEASE PRAY TO GOD FOR ME TO GET IT. EVERYBODY OBTAINED THERE'S BUT NOT ME AND IT'S SO VERY ESSENTIAL TO ME
BHANG TALLORIN 4 years ago
PLEASE PRAY FOR GOD'S HEALING: i HAVE TWO STONES 1.6 AND 1.three CM. INSIDE MHY GALLBLADDER.
PLESE PRAY FOR MY MYTOEFL IBT PUPIL : JORGE MARIANO TO MOVE HIS TOEFL IBT CHECK THIS 17 OF JUNE. PLEASE PRAY THAT HE'LL HAVE THE ABILITY TO GO HIS WORLDWIDE ENGLISH EXAMINATION. THANKS AND GOD BLESS!
BHANG TALLORIN
Please, pray:
That Our Lord God energy the relationship between Dejan M. and me!
That any obstacles between us will be eliminated permanently and that we might have a lifetime of happpiness and love collectively!
That each one weapons fashioned towards our relationship shall not prosper, within the name of Jesus!
That Our Lord build a hedge of thorns round us that nobody can tear down!
THAT GOD HELP DEJAN M. TO MAKE DISTANCE FROM INDIVIDUALS WHO GET PLEASURE FROM IN DESTROYING RELATIONSHIPS (THAT GOES SPECIALLY FOR SUZANA and ANDJELA)!
Thanks for all your prayers.
Could God bless you always!
Katarina from Belgrade in Serbia
Eero 3 years in the past
Prayer requests: I want a lot extra belief, loads extra energy of prayer and more Holy Ghost with me. Please pray additionally that God offers me presents of God's grade.
tarsha 20 months in the past
Please pray for me and my family. Please pray for the restoration of my household. pray that Anthony Eugene will come again home to us. pray for his full salvation. Pray that he won't ever stray once more. In Jesus identify amen.
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