True Humorous Golf Tales

True Humorous Golf Tales

I wanna share this one with you!
This Hub isn't about telling you this true story that happened to me during a spherical of golf. It is more than that: an invitation for all golfers, that even have funny tales, to write down Hubs about them or, if the stories are brief, to only use this Hub for that function.
How I bought the thought to write this Hub
Golf jokes are numerous and I imagine that they are a part of the golf recreation. I never heard of somebody who honestly dislikes a superb golf joke. And through all the years I have been enjoying I discovered that just about everyone not solely like to listen to and inform fictional jokes but in addition have no less than one humorous scenario they prefer to share with their golf buddies. I'm no exception. And I decided not only to inform my own story but in addition invite and encourage others to do the same. I consider that in the long run we'll have a lot to snigger about. Come on, don't be shy!
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This is my story
It was a kind of wonderful late afternoons of a sunny summer time day. The pine timber already were casting their long and stress-free shadows providing magnificent circumstances for a spherical of golf. And there I was, on the seventeenth gap of my dwelling golf course, alone, in the endless pursuit of the perfect swing, enjoying the inspiring harmony of golf and nature.
I began the outlet with an excellent drive, a little bit to the left but no more than one yard in the first cut of the tough.
It was simple to make up my thoughts for the second shot: 3 wood, as a result of the opening is a long par 4 (450 yds) and I had a lot to maneuver ahead to achieve the green. A pine tree in entrance of me, roughly 7 yds away, was no bother as a result of the fairway is beneficiant and aiming one yd to the appropriate facet of the stem I did not even have to strive the draw.
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The proper shot
I carefully aligned my toes, obtained a advantageous shoulder turn, made the downswing by the books and ZEEEK!!, excellent contact, good shot and the ball was fired like a bullet. To make it absolutely perfect the finish was worth to be in any golf magazine cowl: my chest was inflated, my hips nicely forward the rest of my body, my head tall and proud and my arms totally behind my again. CRAACK!! Was simply what I heard when the ball smashed towards the tree, simply earlier than it began transferring again at gentle velocity, exactly in my course, to hit me at mid-peak.
The surprising
Considering that it was impossible to use my arms to attempt to shield myself I actually could not even attempt to keep away from the unavoidable and POOFF!! I was hit just in a supersensitive spot so delicate and intimate that not even beneath torture I might accept to reveal.
And immediately the day did not appear nice any more, the nature basically, and the pine trees specifically, were hideous to my mind and I have to confess that I thought of golf a horrendous factor, whereas bending and squatting I twisted my physique and cursed my life, my alignment options, golf and the whole lot else. And no one seen in the course that might provide a "serving to hand"!
There isn't any want to provide further particulars because I don't want to maintain speaking about this painful bruise on my ego that can take way more time to heal than the real one. However all people ought to be taught with errors and I realized quite a bit. I realized two things: First, that we have to be prudent and align protecting a fair safety distance after we hit the ball and there are rigid obstacles not very far from us and second, that the cellphone must at all times be in the golf bag. We by no means know if there's a must call 911.
". Within the limitless pursuit of the proper swing, enjoying the inspiring concord of golf and nature."
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This is a true story
I am encouraging you to share your individual true funny golf story.
I'm not the one one pursued by misfortune - I'm sure you will have additionally one thing humorous to share with us. If your story is brief, write it right here just now. If it's ju 16 feedback
Marcel W 2 years in the past
Writer
@julieannbrady: Absolutely not! After the POOFF!! it rested there, ready, and after I recovered I hit it once more mercilessly and in an infuriated method.
julieannbrady 2 years ago
Marcel W 3 years ago
Author
@PlumberJorge: I sincerely hope it was âonce in a lifetime shotâ as a result of the episode was humorous but it actually damage my Ego! Thanks for the comment.
PlumberJorge three years ago
Marcel W three years in the past
Writer
@KimGiancaterino: If itâs a true golf story thereâs room right here for it! Thanks to your feedback.
KimGiancaterino three years ago
Ouch! I'm not much of a golfer, but take pleasure in hearing funny stories. In fact, whenever you meet somebody with a kind of date-stamped "gap-in-one" trophies on their desk, a story is simply ready to be told.
Marcel W 3 years ago
Writer
@favored: Hello Favored1, thanks in your nice comment. Just a small element: "dwelling golf course" doesnât imply that I have a golf course hooked up to my home. Itâs the best way we check with the golf course where we often play for an annual charge.
Why not use a few of your individual funny stories as an inspiration for a couple of more fascinating lenses to add to your lengthy listing? I'd find it irresistible!
favored three years in the past from USA
The truth that you might have your individual golf course is pretty cool, however the mishap.. sorry. Do not have a golf story, but I've loads of others. Thanks for sharing yours in a delightful manner.
Marcel W 3 years ago
Creator
@nameless: Thanks, Peter. I got a great giggle out of your story. And if you understand some other golfers with funny golf experiences, invite them to share those tales with us.
anonymous three years ago
I do have an "incident" to narrate and although not funny to me at the time, I did have a good chuckle about it afterwards (as did all the other members of our social Golf membership). Is reality stranger than fiction? Yep!
It was on our annual trip away, enjoying a slight dogleg-left Par 4 in slight drizzle. Following an excellent drive to the centre of fairway, my choice of club for the second shot was not good and left me some 20m shy of the green; a fairly simple chip shot with loads of inexperienced to work with.
I below-hit it..... by a superb deal.......and landed in a inexperienced-aspect bunker. Not blissful.
In frustration (and annoyance), I replayed the shot with what I regarded as the facility I ought to have used. Sadly, the grip on the membership was moist and, positive sufficient, away the club went - straight up the nearest tree.... where it stayed!
So then I'm standing below the tree, throwing my putter up on the wedge as a way to dislodge it. Which it did. However my putter must have favored the view from up in the tree because it stayed there. Now my wedge is again on terra firma, however my putter is now within the tree.
Let's try that when more, this time with feeling. Let's throw the wedge as much as dislodge the putter.
Luckily, after just some makes an attempt, each golf equipment came again to floor and I might complete the spherical.
True story. This happened three years in the past and I am yet to reside it down!
SusannaDuffy four years in the past from Melbourne Australia
You do not have to play golf to be pursued by misfortune :-)
gyo_art_fashion four years ago
LOL, it's all the time entertaining to read about others' mishaps... I believe we reside for moments like these: where we unintentionally mess up, however ultimately create unforgettable, typically hilarious, reminiscences.... Which might be just enjoyable to share with others!!! :-))
Marcel W four years ago
Writer
@golfspice: If an errant shot is coming to hit me I hope that someone yells out one thing as loudly as he can, even when it isnât the correct phrase. The worst suppose could be to stay petrified and unable to supply a sound. Overlook in regards to the âvery disapproving looksâ because your pal did the second smartest thing he might do. However I agree that it ought to have been enjoyable. Thanks in your contribution.
golfspice four years ago
A few years ago I used to be taking part in golf on a busy golf course in the south of England, with a work colleague and his father (from the north of England), who was visiting his son. His father was not an everyday golfer, so maybe unsure about protocol when miss hitting a shot. Instead of shouting fore!, he shouted "eh up!", which loosely translated means "look out" - We understood him, however no one else did. We got some very disapproving seems from different golfers, however laughed about it afterwards.
Marcel W 5 years in the past
Author
@Virginia Allain: Poor rabbit! And what a talented participant you are! My accident occurred because I missed my target, the rabbitâs accident happened since you hit you target. Thatâs a giant difference. Thanks for sharing.
Virginia Allain 5 years ago from Central Florida
I've had golf balls lodge in a palm tree (unplayable lie) and another time I by accident hit a jack rabbit on the driving vary. Properly, I admit, I was using the rabbit as a target however by no means actually anticipated to hit it. Luckily it hit the rabbit on the rump, so he leaped high in the air after which took off. Bruised, I am sure, but not severely injured.
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In the membership home during a stormy day unattainable to play.
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Marcel W 2 years in the past
Creator
@rob-hemphill: Thanks for the comment and for liking my lens. But I donât have my very own golf course. âMy dwelling courseâ is the way golfers discuss with the golf course that they have a membership at and normally play.
rob-hemphill 2 years in the past from Ireland
Nice story, cannot believe you have your very own golf course, if I did I'd never get any work performed!
KimGiancaterino 3 years ago
TonyPayne 5 years in the past from Southampton, UK
Good story, wanting ahead to more of these. I added a link on my Golf Jokes lens.
Marcel W 5 years ago
Author
@trees001: Hi, aren't you going to tell us about your "incident"? Come on, be brave, we sit up for your true humorous golf story! Thanks to your comment.
MW
trees001 5 years in the past
I thought I hacked by some tough rounds earlier than however sheesh...my heart goes out to you. Thanks for sharing your story, it's nice to know I am not the only one which has had a golf "incident."
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