Humorous Irish Quotes And Sayings

Humorous Irish Quotes And Sayings

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The Irish have a history and custom of utilizing humorous and fascinating sayings, which continues on to at the present time. Timeless, humorous little sayings with meanings and to deliver a smile!
After traveling to Ireland many times, I've compiled a collection of my favorite traditional Irish sayings and blessings for you to share and revel in!
Irish Sayings:
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you.
May you live as long as you want and by no means want so long as you reside.
Might the highway rise to satisfy you. May the wind be always at your again. Might the solar shine warm upon your face. Could the rains fall delicate upon your fields and till we meet once more, May the Lord maintain you in the palm of His hand
May you be half an hour in Heaven earlier than the Satan is aware of you are useless.
May good luck be with you Wherever you go , And your blessing outnumber the shamrocks that develop.
Could God offer you...
And a blessing in every trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful good friend to share,
For every sigh, a candy music,
And an answer for each prayer.
May there all the time be work for your fingers to do.
Might your purse always maintain a coin or two.
Could the sun all the time shine in your windowpane.
Could a rainbow be sure to comply with each rain.
Might the hand of a pal at all times be near you.
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
Might neighbours respect you,
And at the finish of all of your rainbows
could you find a pot of gold.
May you never forget what is worth remembering, nor ever remember what is best forgotten.
Might your days be many and your troubles be few. Could all God's blessings descend upon you. Might peace be within you may your heart be sturdy. Could you find what you're seeking wherever you roam.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your previous.
Might the energy of three be in your journey!
Could you will have warm words on a chilly night,
a full moon on a darkish night time, and the street downhill all the way in which to your door.
May the hinges of our friendship by no means grow rusty!
Might your troubles be much less and your blessings be extra, and nothing but happiness come by way of your door.
May you always have partitions for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fireplace,
laughter to cheer you, these you're keen on close to you, and all your heart might need.
Might you have got love that never ends, numerous money, and many mates.
Well being be yours, no matter you do, and will God send many blessings to you!
May good luck be your friend in no matter you do, and should hassle all the time be a stranger to you!
These items, I warmly wish for you-
Somebody to like, some work to do, A bit of ' sun, a bit ' cheer.
And a guardian angel always near.
Each time there may be happiness
At any time when there's sunshine,
Hope it shine especially so that you can make every day
for you as bright as it may be.
Fortunate stars above you,
Sunshine on your manner,
And gladness ready in all places
All of your complete lifelong!
Could you live lengthy, die pleased, and rate a mansion in heaven.
May your pockets be heavy and your coronary heart be gentle, may good luck pursue you every morning and night time.
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Tony Rich 4 years ago
"Might the roof of your own home never fall in....and the individuals within it, by no means fall out"
stricktlydating four years in the past from Australia
Writer
You got me on the end there. Frogs. Underpants.... There's something terribly terribly improper with that vision. Thanks for sharing! JOYFUL ST. PATRICKS DAY!
 4 years in the past
Could the light always discover you on a dreary day,
When it is advisable be residence could you discover your way,
Might you at all times have braveness to take an opportunity.
And by no means discover frogs in your underpants!
Erin Go Bragh!
Creator
I really like Irish music and dancing too, sounds like you had an awesome night!
Jokylu 5 years ago from Waratah North, Victoria.
Great hub, we wnet to an Irish night time in our local corridor the opposite night and heard some of these at that. We've a real love for all things Irish, ( music, dancing and the verse )
Thankyou for a stunning assortment
stricktlydating 5 years in the past from Australia
Author
Thankyou on your nice comments and I agree with you about Irish blessings being joyful! Best needs!
wingedcentaur 5 years in the past from That Nice Primordial Smash UP of This and That Which Gave Rise To All Beings and All Issues!
I really like the sheer positivity! And yet these invocations aren't overbearingly sentimental, if you understand what I imply. The sheer gladness is a much wanted antidote to the nastiness one usually finds on the Internet, and I am sorry to say it, even on beloved HP (in the boards), as of late.
Good Job! Voted up for superior and delightful
stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia
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Balinese 5 years in the past from Eire
Lol - i find it irresistible - thanks for Sharing
beajay64@ 6 years ago
stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia
Writer
simon 6 years in the past
Might those who love us love us,
and people who don't love us,
may God flip their hearts,
and if He can't flip their hearts
might He flip their ankles
..that we might know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
Writer
Thanks for including some Irish Blessings to this Hub Galadriel :)
Galadriel Arwen 6 years in the past from USA
An Irish Toast
Could the flower of love by no means be nipped
by the frost of disappointment,
nor shadow of grief
wealthy in blessings,
fast to make mates.
from at the present time forward.
too small to carry all your mates.
Michael Shane 6 years in the past from Gadsden, Alabama
Loved your Irish hub! Great learn!
stricktlydating 6 years ago from Australia
Creator
Money Glitch 6 years ago from Texas
Nice Hub, with some saying that made me smile.:) I always just like the one about being in heaven a half an hour earlier than the satan is aware of you're lifeless.
However, I feel this can be my favourite for the remainder of the yr. "Might the strength of three be in your journey!" These few phrases have quite a lot of which means. Thanks for sharing!:)
Cheeky Woman 6 years in the past from UK and Nerujenia
Great to listen to a few of these again! I miss these funny quotes! A lot of my associates are paddys and patricias! : )
lurpak34 6 years ago from Hastings, UK
Good hub Stricktly...
I depart you with just a little piece of advice from previous Mrs Murphy: "a lady who thinks a strategy to a man's heart is thru his abdomen is aiming that little bit too high."
Sherbet Penny 6 years in the past from Galway, Eire.
Nice hub, although I've by no means actually heard any of them lol, should have closed ears, Actually like "Might good luck be your pal in no matter you do, and will trouble at all times be a stranger to you!" fairly cool, great stuff.
Cathi Sutton 6 years ago
May your coffin be constructed from 100 year previous tree that I am going to go plant tomorrow. Nice Hub!
carolina muscle 6 years in the past from Charlotte, North Carolina
I love it!! Erin Go Bragh!
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