Funny Baseball Quotes

Funny Baseball Quotes

Humorous Baseball Quotes
by: Aron Wallad
A baseball recreation is solely a nervous breakdown divided into 9 innings.
- Earl Wilson
Once they start the sport, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball."
- Willie Stargell, 1981
Once we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel responsible and return.
- Woody Allen
A baseball park is the one place the place a man's wife does not mind his getting excited over anyone else's curves.
- Brendan Francis
There have been solely two geniuses on the planet. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.
- Tallulah Bankhead
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only method we will get to shake a bat at a white man with out starting a riot.
- Dick Gregory
What does a mama bear on the capsule have in common with the World Collection? No cubs.
- Harry Caray
Confucius say: Baseball fallacious - man with 4 balls cannot walk.
- Writer Unknown
With the money I'm making, I must be taking part in two positions.
- Pete Rose, 1977
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't all of us?
- Vin Scully
- Robin Williams
End last in your league and they call you Fool. End last in medical school and they call you Doctor.
- Abe Lemons
- Dizzy Dean
I managed a team that was so unhealthy we thought of a 2-zero rely on the batter a rally.

- Rich Donnelly, minor league manager
Let no one accuse baseball of not being tough on drugs. During his baseball career, Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime suspensions.
- Bill Ferraro, baseball fan.
I may by no means play in New York. The first time I came into a sport there, I bought into the bullpen automotive and so they advised me to lock the doorways.
- Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles
On his own scouting report: "Very misleading. Slower than he appears to be like.
- Joe Garagiola
Loads of things run by way of your head when you're stepping into to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, 'Should I spike myself ?
- Lefty Gomez
- Hank Greenwald, on Bruce Sutter
About The Creator
Aron Wallad has been a baseball lover for over 45 years. His passions have included; enjoying, watching, reading , evaluating, and coaching the sport he adores. Take a look at his baseball ezine. For inspiring quotes, uncommon statistics and most of all heartwarming stories go right here. In the event you love baseball you will love his website.