25 Unusual Sneakers WTF Had been They Considering?

25 Unusual Sneakers WTF Had been They Considering?

Updated on September 24, 2014
Generally shoe designers have a foul day. Other occasions they have a extremely good day. Who knows what kind of day they were having after they invented these uncommon footwear?
Perhaps they had been on account of go on holidays and rushed out one thing quick with a WOW issue however without actually pondering it by means of clearly. Or perhaps they'd simply returned from a rave.
I've written two different hubs about uncommon shoes ( Bizarre Footwear and Bizarre Sneakers ) and many individuals have found them fairly scary, as well as being good for amusing. Lots of the shoes showcased to this point seem to have the widespread theme of being highly uncomfortable to wear, however they also make great eye sweet as well as being an excellent novelty present for masochists.
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Kick a person with the heel where he hurts and this time, it'll render him unconscious. The problem is, you may be unconscious first from wearing these.
1. 3D Printed Alien Heels
Coming quickly to a 3D printer close to you might be these delightfully alienoid plastic sneakers, which you'll even paint yourself, for uniqueness. Not solely are they structured from plastic, but you'll virtually must be plastic yourself just to put them on and get up.
After a few days, you might possibly benefit from the providers of a plastic surgeon too, not only to hammer your feet and ankles again into shape, but in addition to realign your newly shaped alien backbone.
Verdict: Put on if you're planning to visit the Alien. She will likely be impressed and whereas we know her acid spittle eats steel, there is no such thing as a evidence to suggest that it reacts on plastic.
We will not watch for the Invisible Hat, the Invisible Necklace or the Invisible Ballgown!
2. Invisible Sneakers
It was solely a matter of time earlier than someone listened to the military and invented sneakers to match the fabled invisible cloak, made from reflective mirrors. With these footwear, it's possible to stroll around trying like you have no ft and that you're hovering on skinny air.
Nonetheless, it's unclear what use the shoes could be with no matching set of leggings and a coat. The sides at the entrance of this shoe suggest that it is more of a vogue merchandise and would be extremely suited to New Yr's events - think about seeing an explosion of fireworks mirrored in them!
Verdict: For New Year's events, fancy gown events, or any events actually, but not for armed combat as the mirrors will give your place away.
These shoes are so useful for all types of purposes, but sadly, really taking them wherever is a little bit of a drag. An enormous drag.
three. Porcelain Potty Wedges
Fancy sporting a few bathroom bowls on your feet? Effectively this is your big likelihood to wreck your ankles! Appropriate for EACH room décor in rest room white, you will all the time be modern, as well as fashionably late to appointments and fashionably uncomfortable climbing stairs.
These marvellous sneakers can be utilized for quite a lot of functions - as a spare potty for a toddler, a short lived bonsai show holder and even as a fast sushi platter if you're on the street! Just carry the chopsticks and bathroom paper in your coiffure.
Verdict: Wear to rest room conventions, public bogs or anyplace else where you possibly can assist individuals avoid urine soaked floors for $2 a go.
4. The Steampunk Spike Boot
In the event you're having bother sleeping within the desert, this shoe will assist immensely. Squash scopions, snakes, spiders and even your dinner with the imply-wanting spikes on the only. Serrated edges mean that the squashed things cannot run away afterwards, and you can merrily toast them while watching the stars.
Verdict: Good for harsh terrain the place you must survive by catching and killing your meals. Just do not put on them on a horse!
These footwear are very helpful for the Australian outback, where you must open cans of your favorite alcoholic beverage.
These shoes would look nice with jeans and a matching taxidermied Ram Hat with eyes and flies.
5. Rams Horn Footwear
Searching for a farm shoe to point out off your prowness and uncastrated standing among the sheep individuals? Look no further than the Rams Horn Shoe, a delightfully paganistic rumination suitable for those who want to mark their territory while chewing on a cud.
Not only is that this shoe made from the pores and skin of the creature it's meant to signify, but the inventor minimize aside the pores and skin and sewed it back together to signify the animal. Have been they on the market or what? Imagine slicing apart a leopard, solely to sew it back together once more as a leopard formed shoe…..crazy!
Verdict: Wear these if you are an Aries, or once you wish to make like to sheep. Or even should you just hate rams.
Higher verify them every so often to make sure there are not any ACTUAL maggots hiding in the folds!
6. Maggot Heels
Certainly one for the zombie parade, Maggot Heels are destined to take you far and wild…past this realm and into the following, the place your decomposing physique will be attractively attired and shod.
The maggots look like a spongy kind of fabric which might be very comfy to stroll on, if only it did not appear like you have been strolling on maggots.
Verdict: Put on to a comedy funeral, a horror movie set or dwelling useless fancy costume party.
Trigger yourself somewhat extra pain and get a free dinner! Notice: Not helpful in cities.
7. Slingshot Heels
For the woman survivors within the desert. Now your footwear can catch your dinner for you - merely take away the knotted leather and substitute with elastic to shoot and kill with rocks.
One suspects the heel of this shoe is just not probably the most comfy and that doubtlessly the angled height might smash your spine for those who stroll faster than 10km per hour with them, but nevermind, nobody mentioned the wilderness was going to be simple!
Verdict: Wear these on Survivor within the evenings (they are not suitable for the daytime competitions). Or just wear them when you do not own any other sneakers and must hunt.
Several types of pine needle slippers. They remind you a little bit of bamboo placemats.
One other variation on the pine needle slippers, with a peep toe fashion.
eight. Pine Needle Slippers
Whoever made these footwear is a hippy at coronary heart - natural supplies, simple building, beautiful presentation, what's there to not like?
The one downside is that while they is likely to be fine for shuffling around out and in of a local hut and for gathering and cooking, they do not actually suit fashionable metropolis residing, from stairs, to concrete jungles and corporate places of work. Lovely thought although.
Verdict: Put on these at residence in the forest! Or in your honeymoon during a massage.
Beautiful although they're, I imagine that the tail might tickle the heel a bit.
A couple of rolled up towels positioned within the heel could make it a practical and useful beach promenade or swimming poolside shoe.
9. Strange Kind Of Wavy Snakeskin Shoe
Wanting like an armrest for snakes, this bizarre heel has some protruding open ended metal components on its sole, rendering it utterly useless for walking near any trailing objects or for sporting lengthy clothes.
The excellent news is that the metallic parts is perhaps adjustable (with a hammer), so you can also make them a height to swimsuit (a uncommon thing within the shoe world).
Verdict: Don't cross your legs. Or put on lengthy dresses. Or stroll by means of something you do not wish to take house.
The one things ruining the look of the Snakeskin Wedge are zips and hems. As these are usually not naturally found on actual snakes in the wild, it is perhaps an concept to take away them.
10. Weirdo Snakeskin Wedges
Well for all these desert folk, when you get sick of sporting unusual sneakers that don't work with your life-style, why not kill a snake and make it into a pair of these shoes - guaranteed to spice up any cougar mommy searching for motion round town!
Males, many women would kill for these shoes (and frequently have) and it will make a perfect gift for your other half, especially if you can't afford the $500 designer shoes she really needs.
Verdict: Wear to a smoky bar to pick up roughnecks.
In case you get a complete group of people carrying these, you may take a cool photograph of the giraffe stampede!
eleven. Giraffe Heels
For those who've run out of heels for your African safari, then this would possibly do. The lovable little legs are quirky, though maybe not appropriate for running by the savannah.
If real giraffes are not available, you may get people to lie within the grass and photograph the heel part, while strategically missing the entrance.
Verdict: Wear on safari, at the zoo or at a celebration which features game hunters.
Plaster mud on the straps and on the ankles for a more seamless look.
12. Bushy Human Foot Sneakers
It is easy to appear like a neanderthal for an afternoon by putting on a pair of Furry Human Foot Sneakers. A unisex shoe, they'll make your ft look attractively monstrous!
Additionally, the toe hair and disgusting nails do not odor like the real thing so you'll be able to put on them anyplace where individuals have to be shocked and grossed out.
Verdict: Good for fancy dress events, sci fi conventions and avenue begging.
13. 3D Printed Wedges With Knots
After coming up with the 3D Printed Alien Heels, the shoe designers then had been forced at gunpoint by the sponsors to supply one other shoe that was supposedly more complicated and head scratching in design. Enter the 3D Printed Wedge with astoundingly complicated laced knots.
The creators have been actually very clever - what higher solution to get revenge than to invent a pair of shoes no one might placed on? One of the best part is that the 3D printed part is simply the wedge sole and any other shoe could possibly be tied into place on the bottom (so long as it has a whole lot of straps on the front).
Verdict: Purchase these if you want to spend half the day stepping into your sneakers and another half day getting out of them.
When you get tired of untying and tying the laces, you possibly can at all times attach the laces to a zip. However it nonetheless does not make them very attractive to wear.
Look out for subsequent yr's mannequin which has four heels in a cross spreading outwards. Or even a dodecahedron of heels.
14. Back To Entrance Boots
It's hard to inform what this shoe designer was thinking when these were invented. Have been they on the lookout for a reversible shoe impact, or simply something humorous to observe on the catwalk?
We'll most likely by no means know, but one thing we can know is that it's attainable to stroll backwards with out tripping over, although it will be kind of freaky to watch.
Verdict: Wear to Star Wars conventions with a giant fake stomach like Jabba, or simply put on to make individuals go WTF?
They considerably remind you of a bathroom with all these white, bowl shaped contours.
15. Geriatric Cocktail Golf Lounge Idler Heels
If you happen to're looking for a heel that reminds you of geriatric sports combined with orange golfing turf, then this is the shoe for you! Go tee off whereas maintaining your balance and don't be concerned in case your pelvic flooring is weak because there are some helpful sole ridges to streamline embarrassing puddles elsewhere.
Critically, if you are contemplating these, get a grip (of your cart). Anyone beneath the age of 60 goes to appear like an idiot in these, while anyone over the age of 60 goes to fall over due to the foot arch not being properly supported.
Verdict: It's higher to make use of these shoes as fake trophies for an insignificant event, relatively than put on them.
These footwear are a great way to get free candy - simply Superglue present lollies and stand in a bowl of sweets at the subsequent party.
16. Lollywopping Good Time Shoes
Primarily based on the Bubblegum-Stuck-to-the-Floor-Shoe, these beauties provide endless hours of delight to children and should turn the wearer into an awesome babysitter (or celebration clown).
You can even make your own with some superglue, laquer, balls which appear to be lollies and sneakers with the heels cut off.
Verdict: Wear round youngsters and let the fun begin! Also good for fairgrounds, cinema dates and mom's teams.
Add some miniature individuals frolicking on the shoe and you will have yourself an amazing diorama.
17. Swimming Pool Slide Heels
In case your ft are in search of a slippery slide into a puddle of sweat on a scorching day, then these sneakers are splendid! With a cute design that's sure to draw consideration by the pool, they can even be worn with an inflatable tube across the waist, with bather skirts or a swimming cap (swimming caps just do not match ANYTHING).
The little ladder might be a YouTube hit should you create a video of toes (with faces on them) climbing it. As a heel though, it is unclear whether the ladder provides good support.
Verdict: Put on at the pool, at beachside cafes and at Olympic swimming occasions.
You could in all probability use these to stick objects to the fridge by licking (if foot germs don't bother you).
18. A-Maze Thongs / Flip Flops
An intriguing maze sample makes these flip flops a useful wardrobe staple. They're comfy, the sweat drips away and sand is straightforward to shake off.
But they're a bit unusual with the stopper thingy. Are you able to walk correctly in them? We in all probability wouldn't know till we go, however I'd be keen to bet they are the next stylish shoe (like Crocs once were) to hit all of the low cost shops in retro colours.
Verdict: Good for the seashore. You may cover spare change within the backside of the stopper.
19. Crotch Size Sneakers
If making an attempt them on in the shop is not too time consuming, then putting them on daily may be. Whoever wears these will be sealed in good and tight, and can solely need to passingly worry about deep vein thrombosis as a result of they will be too busy wiping the soles from the attention-grabbing assortment of chair dust they'll gather wherever they sit.
Verdict: Put on with different constrictive clothes for optimum impact on the body. Actually, why not add some tourniquets and a corset to match?
They could be comfortable…in Arctic conditions when no other footwear can be found. Or they could simply be a pain in the bum…sorry, thighs.
A nice white crocheted band made out of recycled white plastic baggage could be a big hit in making sure these sneakers stay on the feet.
20. Stitching Machine Wedges
During the making of these shoes, the designer went off to do one thing else and forgot to place in a hole for the toes insertion. However since only hardcore crafters may ever be attracted to these shoes, it's only a minor detail, as there are many handmade concepts to strap your ft on prime. For instance, utilizing zippers, tape measures, belts, ribbons or discarded handbag straps may be thrilling (and painful) ways to maintain these heavy footwear on.
Verdict: Wear to quilting teams, Maker Faires and different crafty expos. Put together to face around all day developing huge leg muscle groups like Xena.
These sneakers are simple to customise for celebrations. Add some holly for Christmas, a fluffy bunny tail for Easter or embellish with freshly picked flowers for the fitting event.
21. Wire Heels
When you feel like wearing nothing in any respect in your ft, then these Wire Heels are the reply.
Designed primarily for folks with wonderful looking ft, the Wire Heels will make it possible for they're no longer great wanting in the shortest time interval possible.
Your toes and the arch of your foot will need to do all of the work to walk in these, but on the upside, foot fetishists can have an unobstructed view.
Verdict: Don't put on these to the office on a hot day or you're going to stink the place out.
Ballerinas might presumably find these comfy, because the tiny stick-skinny heel help is greater than what they are used to.
22. Ballet Dancer Excessive Heels
I've by no means seen heels as excessive as this! Apparently, they're made for ballet dancers to wear on a rare nights off from productions.
A glittery evening heel, they'll you should definitely appeal to consideration at any celebration or upscale event, though it might really feel more like work than play…
Verdict: Do not put on these unless you're a ballerina - it is simply not going to work.
It could be even be possible to recline” by leaning back, whereby you'll end up on the passenger behind you, similar to the behaviour of an airline seat.
23. Rejected Airline Seat Sneakers
Worn as heels, you could be forgiven for thinking that they are not. The strange angle of the ft in these will have you hobbling all the best way to the exit, whereas the daggy 1970s colour scheme fits proper in to the unique Dallas office décor.
Generally, the world produces footwear that are simply plain ugly. At the very least your feet will have the ability to sweat and breathe out of the facet vents, though the impact on different passengers won't be an overwhelmingly optimistic expertise.
Verdict: Greatest left within the dustbin of recollection.
The one thing that would decide up this outfit when these shoes are added is to put on an identical bikini. It might certainly garner extra onlookers.
24. Toe Flats
Be in with the latest stupid street cred with these unusual Toe Flats. Not only would you be stating the bleeding obvious (ie. There's toes in these sneakers!”) but you'll also be promoting silly design wherever you go, similar to those tshirts with man boobs on them.
Verdict: I do not know where you'd put on these. Potentially in a grimy garden? Or at a dorky family pool occasion, perhaps?
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25. Naughty Btt Plug Heels
It's curious to ponder the wisdom of creating this strange footwear, which seems debasing to girls, but is to be supposedly purchased and worn by ladies. If the clear plug visible in the btthole would not turn feminine prospects off, then I suppose they would be precisely the correct type of shoppers to get pleasure from these footwear.
Forget discretion and announce to the world that you are into being a btt plugged doormat for some macho type. I mean, why be discreet when you'll be able to simply cut to the chase and discover the precise dominant immediately?
Verdict: Put on while working in a intercourse shop for a little bit of fun, or wear to promote your abilities as a groupie.
The fact that there is not even a head or face on the entrance finish means this shoe probably deserves to be melted back down into its unique plastic puddle, while one remaining pair is reserved particularly for the btt plugging of the shoe designer.
Break that heel bone and it'll all be over, Rover.
BONUS SHOE
Effectively, it is not precisely a shoe, however here is an fascinating Photoshop concept that I thought you'd like to see. Totally freaky eh?
Who is aware of, possibly at some point we'll be capable to pop right into a foot laboratory and get certainly one of these accomplished, while unfortunately placing shoe designers in every single place out of business. I think the world could be relatively less fascinating without them though.
I hope you enjoyed my unique footwear hub and stay up for scouting out more shoeworthy topics in the future.
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gamerjimmy23 2 years ago from California
Too humorous. A few of these shoe designs are probably fitting for places like Las Vegas or a video gaming convention. ; )
FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA
Weird footwear! The one which creeps me out probably the most are the furry human ft sneakers. I'd wear the slingshot heels if I had a Jungle Jane outfit to go along with it. I do not know the place I'd put on the get-up, but it's doable. Voted up and pinning.
janshares 2 years in the past from Washington, DC
Wow, that is an incredible hub. So much enjoyable to look at all those distinctive shoes. I think the sling shot sneakers are wearable, too. Nice job with presenting an unique and engaging hub. Voted up, attention-grabbing, and superior.
pstraubie48 2 years ago from sunny Florida
my...what a group. Do people actually wear thsee?? I must admit..I had a loopy pair of footwear..I bought a pair of high heeled sneakers. , sure. They actually have been very comfy and I might stroll in them. Nonetheless if I had ever had the necessity to run...no so much.
Great images...
Angels are on the best way to you in the present day ps pinned and shared
Jaya Sanghita 2 years ago from Kolkata
Very, Very funny! Gosh! I never knew such sneakers existed! Footwear?!!!! Thanks for the publish - you might have a incredible sense of humour! :)
Anamika S 2 years in the past from Mumbai - Maharashtra, India
These are some interesting shoes over there. I'd not wish to wear any of that.
randomcreative 2 years ago from Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Wow, I had no concept. What a surprising range of footwear. It's really superb what is out there.
Jodah 2 years in the past from Queensland Australia
Incredibly loopy Suzanne. The giraffe heel ones are cute although.
bethperry 2 years ago from Tennesee
Omg, what ridiculous shoes and your commentary cracked me! And would I be caught useless in any of these? MAYBE the erotic ones, however it must be on a dare. The others I might run screaming from.
Thanks for making my evening with this one!
Susan Recipes 2 years in the past from India
Wow.. Nice job Suzanne. I didn't know that even a lot of these shoes are additionally there. Thanks for sharing. Voted up and awesome.
swilliams 2 years ago from Arizona
Oh my phrase! I can not even comprehend the foot shoe. I tweeted this one. Very intriguing! The maggot heels are very...yuck! What did she step in? Nice article.
TIMETRAVELER2 2 years in the past
Where in the world did you ever discover such an ugly concoction of shoes! UGH!
Sheri Faye 2 years in the past from Chemainus. BC, Canada
You're hilarious!!! OMG the things individuals will wear!!! Thanks for an additional snicker.
jtrader 2 years ago
I might put on the invisible heels. The lollipop ones are cute!
marieloves 2 years ago from Canada
Funny! Eww to the maggot heels, but I form of just like the invisible footwear. Have you seen the Marc Jacobs backward heel?
gsidley 2 years ago from Lancashire, England
What a implausible hub! I know absolutely nothing about garments and trend (all my writing on Hubpages is round mental well being points/critique of western psychiatry) however I used to be interested by this hub and felt compelled to take a look - so glad that I did. I must get a pair of these steampunk spiky boots!
Pico Triano 2 years ago from New Brunswick, Canada
Them's some bizarre footwear.
Glenn Stok 2 years in the past from Lengthy Island, NY
This had to have taken a number of analysis to search out all this. But well-done and enjoyable to learn and to see the images of those bizarre footwear.
Ila Castro 2 years in the past from Manila
#1 is freakishly beautiful!
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Thank you to everybody to your kind comments! The sneakers had been fun to write down about, I didn't really do a lot of analysis - largely guesswork with a bit of inventiveness thrown in. I needed one thing informal and humorous because the footwear made me go WTF? when I saw them!
Haj09 2 years in the past from Tunisia
This selection is really funny, but I might by no means put on one in all them :D
rebeccamealey 2 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA
My goodness, what strange-trying footwear! Some of them look more like weapons. Enjoyable hub, thanks for sharing!
abrodech 2 years in the past from one hundred thirty Linden St, Oakland, California, 94607
Severely tousled stuff, I guess these are meant as trend art items, to not ever actualky wear, just to take a look at and be like uh huh
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Ursula 18 months in the past
Im positive if I wore any of those I'd end up having to have foot surgery
Peggy W 18 months in the past from Houston, Texas
These bizarre sneakers were fun to view however would hardly be enjoyable to wear. Perhaps podiatrists and foot surgeons dream them up to hold a steady supply of patients. Ha! Enjoyed this and voted up and funny. May also share to deliver smiles to other faces right now. :)
mimi 17 months ago
Suzanne Day 17 months in the past from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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pet love722 17 months in the past from Louisiana
Lol I may wear the wire sneakers but, not in the summertime or winter maybe fall so that they dont get to cold or to sizzling lol
fpherj48 15 months in the past from Beautiful Upstate New York
My toes are screaming and all I've carried out is LOOK at the pictures!
greeneyedblondie 11 months in the past
I really feel like I used to draw shoes like these on folks with I was little (and did not know how to attract).
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