Bizarre, Strange, And Hilarious Issues For Sale On EBay

Bizarre, Strange, And Hilarious Issues For Sale On EBay

Up to date on November 14, 2010
Everybody's heard tales about folks promoting bizarre stuff on eBay. Potato chips formed like Jesus, celeb underwear, a snowball. Once I noticed on the news someone attempting to promote his vote within the election on eBay. (He was charged with a felony for voter fraud.) A number of the auctions are supposed to be jokes, and some are reliable ones that just happen to be selling really bizarre issues.
There's a class on eBay referred to as Bizarre Stuff, and that's where I seemed to seek out the present record. The bigger class is Everything Else, and Bizarre Stuff is below that. The three subcategories inside Bizarre Stuff are Slightly Unusual, Actually Bizarre, and Completely Bizarre. A lot of the objects are either sexual in nature (whips, handcuffs, and many others.) or offensive to a number of of the senses (faux dog doo, fart simulators). However if you happen to get by means of the stupid stuff that belong in different categories, there are some actual gems. Well, weird gems anyway. Like gems which have been buried beneath dog doo.
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Jesus bandages/band-aids on eBay
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Jesus picture on a belt on eBay
One Barely Used Roll Of Nice White Comfortable Rest room Paper
Purchase It Now: $85,000
Yes, the seller is promoting "what's left of a roll of toilet paper" that he continues to make use of each day. He brazenly admits that it is a prank to attract people to his respectable listings, but will sell the bathroom paper should anybody choose to purchase it or make him a suggestion.
27 CD's Of Suppressed UFO Gov. Docs! With Audios
Purchase It Now: $fifty nine.ninety nine
The vendor, amidst copious typos, calls this public sale "the Complete set of Suppressed, Declassified, Banned, Stolen, DeBunked, Eye-witnessed cover ups of unbelievable however true stories, taken right out of our Authorities Archive information." He goes on to record what's on every CD. Among the topics, he claims, include UFOs, time journey, crop circles, Mars & the moon, free vitality, climate management, Greenhouse Conspiracy, origins of oil, faux docs, aliens, hidden technology, pretend religions, Bigfoot, and cattle mutilations. He says it took him eleven years to amass his collection.
30 Jesus Christ Bandages in 2 Tin Boxes w/Free Toy
Buy It Now: $9.65
Sure, mainly these are bandaids with footage of Jesus. Each box comes with 15 vinyl adhesive bandages. Treat your cuts with the "unbelievable healing energy of a designer bandage." He does not say what the free toy is.
Donkey Cigarette Dispenser: Cool...but gross.
Purchase It Now: $9.99
What better option to carry your cigarettes than inside a donkey. And from where do the cigarettes get disbursed? Sure, you guessed it: they arrive out of the ass's ass. That is, as the vendor claims, "a charmingly crude addition to any room." It's 7.5 inches by 5 inches and fits 25 cigarettes.
Freaky Historic Voodoo Horror Masks
Purchase It Now: $four.ninety nine
A creepy masks with "colorings that make him seem like an ancient killer almost." He has eyes that "appear to comply with right together with you." Oh, and this listing is bought by somebody who runs a retailer called Tuff Girlz Customized Toyz.
NEW retro MERMAID TATTOO Tampon Personal Case
Purchase It Now: $21.95
As the outline says, it is a case that you may discreetly carry your tampons in. It has a mermaid ornament, which is kind of oxymoronic, because, well, mermaids do not quite have the tools to make use of tampons. The itemizing, as a selling level, claims that it holds three regular tampons or two tremendous.
Unusually Bizarre Jar of Pickles COMPLETELY UNEDIBLE 3D artwork
Purchase It Now: $1.ninety nine
An unusually formed jar of what was once dill pickles. Mould on the inside. At the least he is honest concerning the "unedible" part. (I consider the word he was searching for is inedible.)
TURQUOISE BELT BUCKLE IMAGE OF JESUS HUGE BELT
Purchase It Now: $forty.00
The classic "picture of Jesus" sale. The vendor claims that Jesus's face is on the belt. He adds that the belt buckle is pretty, too.
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NYLady eight years ago from White Plains, NY
Hey Profound: Great hub. You gotta love eBay. My personal favorite? The Mermaid Tampon case.
ProfoundPuns 8 years in the past from Maryland, USA
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I'm a fan of the mermaid case, too. Although I do like the $eighty five,000 roll of bathroom paper.
christine almaraz 8 years in the past from colorado springs
Just plain bizarre :) Interesting hub. I am gonna surf e-bay now simply to look at the strange stuff persons are promoting!
ProfoundPuns eight years ago from Maryland, USA
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there are some crazy sellers on the market... but simply as many loopy buyers!
needful things 7 years in the past from Poland
Hahahahaha!!! You forgot the chewed gum on the market... individuals sure are crazy... you gotta love being human. Thumbs up!
rockinjoe 7 years ago from Standing right behind you!
One other great hub. It is best to keep this one as a sequence.
ProfoundPuns 7 years ago from Maryland, USA
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I attempted to choose auctions that would be up for a long time, so I might procrastinate as a lot as potential in updating it.
dayzeebee 7 years in the past from Cebu, Philippines
This can be a enjoyable read and I am nonetheless aghast that people can promote this stuff over at ebay - and I believed we bought the weirdest things in our sidewalks here in the Philippines.
Eric Graudins 7 years ago from Australia
I purchased a few of the bandaids ages ago.
The free toy is a little plastic jesus that you would be able to put on top of your pencil.
Elegant !
Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida
Wow!! I've seen some strange things on Ebay, and on craigslist, as effectively. It is a nice listing. I agree, you must do a series. A few weeks or months from now, it is best to do a part II, and so on.
Get Free Guests 6 years in the past
excellent
Neil Ashworth 6 years ago from United Kingdom
Fascinating article. Some good things there! I'll drop again in later to re-read intimately.
Gift Specialists 6 years in the past
These subjects are at all times nice discussion-starters! Everybody sure is aware of ebay - -and antics there. Great info!
branta99 6 years ago
I enjoy the site. I have a half eaten tree mushroon on the market. It is aged at 2 half years and covered in mould. I am only asking $65.00 for it and will provide free delivery.
jesus72knight 6 years ago from Albany, New York
Who would dare buy an opened rest room paper? very epic. I am very amused with your hub. I am going to observe you then.
 6 years in the past from Vancouver / Bangkok
Am I the one one wondering what that pickle jar is for?
Electronic cigarettes 6 years in the past
Hello all i offered my used digital cigarettes however without batteries in that. Sure mine is in no way weird than your put up. As a result of rest room paper is hardly anything to say. Am positive I am going to link you in my bookmark. As a result of i do not wanna miss such a nice page.
CollB 5 years in the past
Ebay is a maze for some very interesting objects. Thanks for sharing this info.
PaperNotes 5 years ago
Wow, how much weirder are you able to get? If people might put those gadgets on sale, I believe there are additionally some bizarre people who will buy them.
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